No, not INTARWEB, net as in -net-.
Another submission to Z's 'create a nin' contest... albeit not as cute as the other one.
Here's the description from the random generator:
This studious ninja is very tall and has a graceful build. His almond-shaped eyes are violet. He has ivory hair worn in a style that resembles an overused mop. His preferred weapon is a net. He is skilled in survival, stuntsmanship, and gossip. He can pass through and merge with water.
Yes, studious. Note the glasses and the scroll-cases. And the mop hair. (Mop? Dredlocks? Thingy.)
Anyway. One last go.