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Stop Me If You've Heard This.. by nachtwulf Stop Me If You've Heard This.. by nachtwulf
This is an entry for a 'Random Ninja' art competition. You had to go and get a 'random ninja' from this one random generator site, and then do your interpretation of it. Here's mine...

This plucky ninja is very short and has a broad-shouldered build. He has a wide chin. His hooded eyes are lavender. He has charcoal-colored hair worn in a style that resembles a horse's mane. His outfit is in shades of blue. He uses an odd form of martial arts that emphasizes dodging one's opponent and using submission holds. His preferred weapon is a katana (which seems to be almost alive). He is skilled in comedy. He can teleport.


While I didn't show him actually teleporting (which would've been hard anyway), I figure that's how he managed to get behind his opponent, put him in that obviously uncomfortable elbow hold, and sit on him. The purpose? Why to tell him a joke, natch... those samurai never /do/ appreciate a good laugh, the grumpy bastards.

"...So /anyway/... a kitsune and an ogre walk into a bar..."
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NeonXenomorph Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2005
Hehe the looks they both have are the best part, specially that 'I'm gonna kill you if you ever let me up...' glare the samurai has. (I Dunno why but this reminds me of me and several of my freinds when we go at it...)
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sharkyharpy Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2005
oh, fuck, that's funny...the description you had to follow was pretty funny.....~peace
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Autumnflame Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
Nicely done! I like it a lot, and the description actually just completes the picture. X)
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biancamarou Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
This is definately a sexy entry. I really love how this looks and that cocky grin is priceless.
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mariahthepirate Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2005
wow i love this! i hope it wins the contest.
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agent-spoonman Featured By Owner May 29, 2005
out of all the entries for the contest, this has got to be one of the best. great work! :+fav:
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shadrach-anki Featured By Owner May 16, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
This is a great picture. Your ninja looks like he'd be a fun guy to hang around with when he isn't on ninja duty. *grins*
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AlaskanExile Featured By Owner May 7, 2005  Professional Traditional Artist
This is so funny! I love that is so well drawn but also has a really good sense of humor too. :)
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AlkseeyaKC Featured By Owner May 3, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
LOL This is really cute!! I love it! ^-^ I love the poses and the expreshion on the guy at the bottom. X3
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mimiru Featured By Owner May 2, 2005
Oh wow, that's so creative! To think you got it all from that paragraph. Great job!!
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Yaoi-Stuffs Featured By Owner May 1, 2005
lmfao Oh, this is sweet. xD
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wirrit Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2005
I love this picture absolutely to death. Loves it @.@
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KamonRyuu Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2005
That's quite amusing. :D I luff it to fav.
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summoneryuna Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2005
That's cool! (and the concept is really cool) Where is this random ninja thingy? (ah... if you don't mind my asking?)
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soltian Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Professional General Artist
Chee! XD That's really amusing, at least, your description is. The art itself is just amazing. The detail and the poses are great :D I love the way they fit together so naturally, and the coloring is just awesome! Dang I just love his face, it's so upbeat and attractively happy XD
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ArissaDoll Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
That is so awesome :heart: Good interpretation, he looks like a fun guy!
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duos-deathscythe Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh! Oh! I think I know what site you're talking about...but I can't remember it. :3 If it is the same one, it helped me make one awesome bishonen.
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lunasparks Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
haha...thats a gr8 pic...love the expression on hisface:)
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Centaura-Eblan Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005   Digital Artist
Wow, you nailed the random description perfectly! And I lovelovelove both of their expressions...so very natural and comedic. The ninja looks pretty damn proud of himself - for both the nicely-done submission and whatever joke he's about to tell.

Must :+fav: this. :nod:
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fiercebloodlove Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
LOL I like the way you did the cloths and expressions,really great coloring
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Uftaki Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
Bwa-ha-ha... XD This is great. The description really helps make the picture be complete. ^__^ The pose, the grin on the guy's face... (and the exasperation on the other X3) :clap: Great work!

So what's the punchline? XD
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Crystori Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
>.< aw and I thought mine was cool....
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Fleetrun Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
This is pretty cool ^^ I love the background, especially the Torii shrine, and the expression on the bottom guy's face.

What is the link to the generator? I'd like to give it a try
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Silver-Rage Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
This looks pretty cool.
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cloudkitten Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005   Photographer
XD I love that ninja generator, it's so wierd
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lesatho Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha, that is so great! The expressions particularly. =)
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matildarose Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005   Traditional Artist
Awesome. :D There needs to be more comedian ninjas. However, while they'd have to be good ninja to avoid being hit for every joke they tell, they don't necessarily need to be good comedians.

"Okay, okay. Like, there's this blonde, and he saw this crate of orange juic-" *teleports from swinging blade* "Oh, oh. Not a fan of blonde jokes?"
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Tevokkia Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks- this pic made my day. The picture itself is great, but it's twice as funny with the description. XD
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The-Z Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Professional General Artist
I love the concept of a wise-cracking ninja. :3

I'll make note of this! Thanks for the entry!
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Kamrusepas Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
Wonderful job, I love his expression :clap:
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Cactrot116 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL! LOL!

So awesome! I love how you turned that paragraph into him!!!
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maligo-are Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005   Photographer
that one is really cool
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