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Stop Me If You've Heard This.. by nachtwulf Stop Me If You've Heard This.. by nachtwulf
This is an entry for a 'Random Ninja' art competition. You had to go and get a 'random ninja' from this one random generator site, and then do your interpretation of it. Here's mine...

This plucky ninja is very short and has a broad-shouldered build. He has a wide chin. His hooded eyes are lavender. He has charcoal-colored hair worn in a style that resembles a horse's mane. His outfit is in shades of blue. He uses an odd form of martial arts that emphasizes dodging one's opponent and using submission holds. His preferred weapon is a katana (which seems to be almost alive). He is skilled in comedy. He can teleport.

While I didn't show him actually teleporting (which would've been hard anyway), I figure that's how he managed to get behind his opponent, put him in that obviously uncomfortable elbow hold, and sit on him. The purpose? Why to tell him a joke, natch... those samurai never /do/ appreciate a good laugh, the grumpy bastards.

"...So /anyway/... a kitsune and an ogre walk into a bar..."
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NeonXenomorph Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2005
Hehe the looks they both have are the best part, specially that 'I'm gonna kill you if you ever let me up...' glare the samurai has. (I Dunno why but this reminds me of me and several of my freinds when we go at it...)
sharkyharpy Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2005
oh, fuck, that's funny...the description you had to follow was pretty funny.....~peace
Autumnflame Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
Nicely done! I like it a lot, and the description actually just completes the picture. X)
biancamarou Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2005
This is definately a sexy entry. I really love how this looks and that cocky grin is priceless.
mariahthepirate Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2005
wow i love this! i hope it wins the contest.
agent-spoonman Featured By Owner May 29, 2005
out of all the entries for the contest, this has got to be one of the best. great work! :+fav:
shadrach-anki Featured By Owner May 16, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
This is a great picture. Your ninja looks like he'd be a fun guy to hang around with when he isn't on ninja duty. *grins*
AlaskanExile Featured By Owner May 7, 2005  Professional Traditional Artist
This is so funny! I love that is so well drawn but also has a really good sense of humor too. :)
AlkseeyaKC Featured By Owner May 3, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
LOL This is really cute!! I love it! ^-^ I love the poses and the expreshion on the guy at the bottom. X3
mimiru Featured By Owner May 2, 2005
Oh wow, that's so creative! To think you got it all from that paragraph. Great job!!
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