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Stop Me If You've Heard This.. by nachtwulf Stop Me If You've Heard This.. by nachtwulf
This is an entry for a 'Random Ninja' art competition. You had to go and get a 'random ninja' from this one random generator site, and then do your interpretation of it. Here's mine...

This plucky ninja is very short and has a broad-shouldered build. He has a wide chin. His hooded eyes are lavender. He has charcoal-colored hair worn in a style that resembles a horse's mane. His outfit is in shades of blue. He uses an odd form of martial arts that emphasizes dodging one's opponent and using submission holds. His preferred weapon is a katana (which seems to be almost alive). He is skilled in comedy. He can teleport.


While I didn't show him actually teleporting (which would've been hard anyway), I figure that's how he managed to get behind his opponent, put him in that obviously uncomfortable elbow hold, and sit on him. The purpose? Why to tell him a joke, natch... those samurai never /do/ appreciate a good laugh, the grumpy bastards.

"...So /anyway/... a kitsune and an ogre walk into a bar..."
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Uftaki Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
Bwa-ha-ha... XD This is great. The description really helps make the picture be complete. ^__^ The pose, the grin on the guy's face... (and the exasperation on the other X3) :clap: Great work!

So what's the punchline? XD
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Crystori Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
>.< aw and I thought mine was cool....
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Fleetrun Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
This is pretty cool ^^ I love the background, especially the Torii shrine, and the expression on the bottom guy's face.

What is the link to the generator? I'd like to give it a try
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Silver-Rage Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
This looks pretty cool.
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cloudkitten Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005   Photographer
XD I love that ninja generator, it's so wierd
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lesatho Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha, that is so great! The expressions particularly. =)
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matildarose Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005   Traditional Artist
Awesome. :D There needs to be more comedian ninjas. However, while they'd have to be good ninja to avoid being hit for every joke they tell, they don't necessarily need to be good comedians.

"Okay, okay. Like, there's this blonde, and he saw this crate of orange juic-" *teleports from swinging blade* "Oh, oh. Not a fan of blonde jokes?"
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Tevokkia Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks- this pic made my day. The picture itself is great, but it's twice as funny with the description. XD
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The-Z Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Professional General Artist
I love the concept of a wise-cracking ninja. :3

I'll make note of this! Thanks for the entry!
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Kamrusepas Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005
Wonderful job, I love his expression :clap:
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Cactrot116 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL! LOL!

So awesome! I love how you turned that paragraph into him!!!
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maligo-are Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2005   Photographer
that one is really cool
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